My range

I was filling up my trusty Nova Dart when I spied in another vehicle and man and woman having a heated dispute. The brute raised his hand and slapped the fair maiden I could not stand for this. I shouted "hey! you there" the man turned to look at me and said " yo bro I can do what I want shes my wife." The thug raised his hand again so I reached in and grabbed him. What followed was a tense 20 second stand off as we stared at each other, the frightened damsel fled the car and the man faced with my awesomeness drove off. I was so mad you do not hit a woman dude. The woman's name was Heather and she gave me her number to see about repaying my kindness sometime but I do not fight crime for money.

I had a 7am casting call today, the producers were impressed with my push ups. I wore my muscle t-shirt to show off my capabilities to their full extent though it was most chilly . They said I was more of a Robert Redford type than a Brad Pitt type. This stung and I begged them to reconsider but no I did not get the employment.

My full moon

Its a cold and windiful night in the city of Angels so I'm staying in and doing some crunches as I watch 'Fight Club' a most excellent and thought provoking movie. I went over to a great blog hosted by the bodacious MJ entitled 'Insomniac' so now I am also doing clenching and squats to tone up and firm my sexy backside . I do exercise Ball Plie Squats for the old gluteus maximus and they are most effective.

My love is a cold pebble

My rendezvous with the lovely Kelly went most satisfactory. The weather was cold and murky and my choice of attire was a white almost see through shirt, it was cunningly sexy yet frosty.

We dined at Omakase which was as usual delicious.
Kelly was pounding the Jager while I sipped on a low calorie fruit drink.
By the end of the night her hands were all over my rock hard pecs so we headed over to her place in my trusty Nova Dart and had hot bunny sex on her couch then in her bedroom.

I only had sex with her to make her happy as she had not reliantly stimulated my heart.
Without going into unseemly details the best part was in the bedroom, she was being a pillow princess with her butt in the air as I loved her doggy way.
I could totally see myself in the vanity mirror as my muscles glistened with sweat and soon my labor of love had milked me dry.

I helped myself to her fridge contents and slipped out in the pre-dawn darkness. I do not think I shall be calling her again but at least I have substance for a couple of days and a 'Meet Joe Black' DVD.

My fellow Thespian Heath Ledger died this week when he choked on his own vomit in the bathtub. This news perturbs me greatly, I shall use the sorrow and channel the pain in future performances.

Famine is harsh

I revere my exercise ball and as I am mostly a strapping 6-footer I have one the size of about 26 inches. I train my extremities to excess sometimes and neglect my firm washboard abs. That is bad bad bad bad Brad. I say that to myself sometimes. I like to have my ripples felt but some people are a timid rabbit hopping cautiously out of the hedge to do so. My agent likes to make sure I keep myself in shape and she is very strict about feeling my muscles I value her perceptions greatly.

Whoa this blogging requires considerable mental effort to think about items to write about. I have a date on Friday with a nice young lady who gave me her number as I performed some squat thrusts outside of Neiman Marcus. Her name was either Jenny or Diane as she had failed to write that down with her number. I think I'll appear cultured and take her to Omakase for some sushi. I hope she does not mind sharing the bill as work is lean like my body since the writers strike began but I acquiesce their cause.

I love the Marble Lobster Roll as one can never get enough lobster!!! spicy tuna, avocado and cucumber yummy!!! I adore the deep fried tempura lobster on top with the eel sauce. I now feel a desire or need for food just contemplating it in fact I am most rapacious. I have a couple of slices of Pizza Mia Pizza in the refrigerator which means an hour on the ball but what can I do I'm malnourished ?

The fear of fame

I was merely exiting Taco Bell as I enjoy partaking of their 'big fat tacos' for they are most tasty. A man I had never witnessed before was about to enter the establishment and spoke to me, he said " Hey aren't you the guy from the TV?" I have done many commercials I formed the opinion he was referring to my recent Coors lite work, you can just see me miming conversation at the bar.
I was actually miming about my pecs, a true actor has to be the character no matter his role and that is what I mainly converse about. I replied to the man, "yes I am that thespian you have enquired about" He backed away and said "I ain't no foot tapper dude." I was most perplexed and considered this as I did my 200 crunches that night. I also focused on working my lats individually.

A fallen tree

I like totally couldn't think of one single consideration to write about. I was jogging along the trail the other day and a tree had fallen impeding my advancement. I stopped and took a sip of my Propel Fitness Water and thought about my next move.
I could have climbed over the tree but I did not want to add to its suffering. I then looked at my forearms, they are looking very muscular I flexed enjoying the veins move for a while then I jogged back from whence I came. I think I made the right determination.