Staying home within myself

Listen up amigos I'm staying inside today because I totally gleamed my education this day 4 years ago. I was working at Ralph's as a bagger and boy was it busy. The store was full of ladies all at my checkout. When I moved to other checkouts they moved.

That day I got 14 marriage proposals 3 offers of oral sex and 23 phones numbers one of which was wrapped around a $50 and tucked into the waistband of my pants.

The next week I was promoted to a greeter at the door, a position that did not exist before but I was good for business. I did not mind as I could see my reflection in the glass doors if only I could reach out and caress my soft facial tissue but low I must merely reflect upon myself.

I hope you come in peace

Whoa man did you see this in the newspaper? The only time I look at a paper and I see this. A ufo in Riverside and I was just there last Wednesday. It happened on Friday which is a real bummer just think I could have gotten some hot green woman action. You wanna anal probe me? I wanna do you baby. Watch the skies man.

Boy Troy

I recently partook in a commercial for Head and Shoulders shampoo and conditioner. Four days of shooting on the beach and a lot of humorous thrashing about of my fake hair. I play Achilles and my only weakness is dandruff . They put the shine and bounce in during post production. I had to miss three shifts at Subway eat fresh and so I am pondering if I still have gainful employment or not. My calf muscles look pretty excellent after running about in the sand.

Work is a 4 letter word acting is not

To supplement my income I must endure some hard psyhical labor. As of Saturday I shall be working in a Subway restaurant. I detest working in the eatables industry and relieve my boredom by cross comtanimating the food with parts of my firm muscular body.

It turns me on to think about hot chicks eating a sub that just had my pickle in it.