I was filling up my trusty Nova Dart when I spied in another vehicle and man and woman having a heated dispute. The brute raised his hand and slapped the fair maiden I could not stand for this. I shouted "hey! you there" the man turned to look at me and said " yo bro I can do what I want shes my wife." The thug raised his hand again so I reached in and grabbed him. What followed was a tense 20 second stand off as we stared at each other, the frightened damsel fled the car and the man faced with my awesomeness drove off. I was so mad you do not hit a woman dude. The woman's name was Heather and she gave me her number to see about repaying my kindness sometime but I do not fight crime for money.
I had a 7am casting call today, the producers were impressed with my push ups. I wore my muscle t-shirt to show off my capabilities to their full extent though it was most chilly . They said I was more of a Robert Redford type than a Brad Pitt type. This stung and I begged them to reconsider but no I did not get the employment.
I had a 7am casting call today, the producers were impressed with my push ups. I wore my muscle t-shirt to show off my capabilities to their full extent though it was most chilly . They said I was more of a Robert Redford type than a Brad Pitt type. This stung and I begged them to reconsider but no I did not get the employment.
No comments:
Post a Comment