I have the fever

I busted my ass all week with maximizing Intensity workouts. I just started a job unloading deliveries at a large grocery store and as I lift stuff I work out using optimum reps for muscle growth. I must say I am most buff.

The only thing that could make me hotter would be a good tan. I can't afford one at the moment so I shall have to wait for Solaris to fry my skin during a tough game of volleyball.

I have not had intercourse in 2 weeks and my celibacy is causing me to find all manner of female interesting targets.

I believe I may have spring fever so I'll keep taking aspirin before I make a mistake with the large lady at the bakery department .

No one suffers as I do

I am too sullen to publish my inner most thoughts and considerations today. I weighed myself and found I had put on 4 lbs within the last 3 hours. I am now a bloated undesirable lump with only my dazzling smile and humorous wittlings to rely on.

Will I ever get laid again? I must go and do 200 crunches and 80 squat thrusts and then indulge in some Hagendouce ice-cream to drown my sorrows.