Listen up amigos I'm staying inside today because I totally gleamed my education this day 4 years ago. I was working at Ralph's as a bagger and boy was it busy. The store was full of ladies all at my checkout. When I moved to other checkouts they moved.
That day I got 14 marriage proposals 3 offers of oral sex and 23 phones numbers one of which was wrapped around a $50 and tucked into the waistband of my pants.
The next week I was promoted to a greeter at the door, a position that did not exist before but I was good for business. I did not mind as I could see my reflection in the glass doors if only I could reach out and caress my soft facial tissue but low I must merely reflect upon myself.
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