I am too sullen to publish my inner most thoughts and considerations today. I weighed myself and found I had put on 4 lbs within the last 3 hours. I am now a bloated undesirable lump with only my dazzling smile and humorous wittlings to rely on.
Will I ever get laid again? I must go and do 200 crunches and 80 squat thrusts and then indulge in some Hagendouce ice-cream to drown my sorrows.
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